My name is Rowan.
I may not always have the answer, but I can certainly point you in the direction of someone who does.
“My boyfriend and I recently broke up. When we were dating, I was always talking about how hot break up sex would be. And so we did it the next day. It was the first time in our whole year and a half of dating that we finished at the same time. We should break up more often.”
Shia LaBoeuf, at any age in any role
Johnny Depp in any role.
Actually no, just as Sweeney Todd.
Eric Dane, obvs
Buddy the Elf
Clint Eastwood, because he’s awesome
Leonardo Dicaprio as Jack Dawson
Leonardo Dicaprio as anyone
Lots of Leo.
Maybe even Kate Winslet.
If I was really drunk.
JUST KIDDING I’D F*CK HER BRAAAAINS OUT!
Joseph Gordon Levitt
James Franco, anytime, in any position
Entire cast of Skins, but not at the same time.
…Okay, at the same time.
I would marry Sheldon Cooper, then get him to talk dirty geeky to me, then proceed to do him.
Leonard Hofstadter can see my boobies.
I would tap Chuck Bass so hard.
John C. Reilly
Brennan Huff and Dale Doback… while both wearing Chewbacca masks
Eminem. Eminem. Eminem.
Charlie from charlieissocoollike
Jake and Amir