My twisted domain of irregularity

HELLO FRIENDS
My name is Rowan.
Age: 18
Sex: Female
Height: 5'9
Nature: Unpredictable

I may not always have the answer, but I can certainly point you in the direction of someone who does.


Ask me anything  


Reblogged from juilan

partouse:

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Reblogged from mykicks

In 8th grade my mom told me that the reason why I didn’t have many friends was because I liked the movie Casablanca.

mykicks:

Never forget.



Reblogged from collegehumor
collegehumor: “I. REGRET. NOTHING.” (More funny pics over at CollegeHumor)

collegehumor:

“I. REGRET. NOTHING.”

(More funny pics over at CollegeHumor)


Reblogged from realfabo

(via mykicks)



So so so sweet.

So so so sweet.

I hate when that happens…

“My boyfriend and I recently broke up. When we were dating, I was always talking about how hot break up sex would be. And so we did it the next day. It was the first time in our whole year and a half of dating that we finished at the same time. We should break up more often.”
Katrina K.



My Incomplete List of People I Would Hypothetically Fuck; inspired by the incredible Jenna Marbles

Shia LaBoeuf, at any age in any role

Jonah Hill

Michael Cera

Johnny Depp in any role.

Actually no, just as Sweeney Todd.

Molly Shannon

Katy Perry

Ryan Gosling

Ryan Gosling

Ryan Gosling

Regina George

Will Ferrell          

Eric Dane, obvs

Jenna Marbles

Mr. Shneebly

Buddy the Elf

Clint Eastwood, because he’s awesome

Napoleon Dynamite

Leonardo Dicaprio as Jack Dawson

Leonardo Dicaprio as anyone

Lots of Leo.

Maybe even Kate Winslet.

If I was really drunk.

JUST KIDDING I’D F*CK HER BRAAAAINS OUT!

Kevin Spacey

Joseph Gordon Levitt

Ellen Degeneres

James Franco, anytime, in any position

Zach Galifianakis

Entire cast of Skins, but not at the same time.

…Okay, at the same time.

Peter Griffin

Steve Carell

I would marry Sheldon Cooper, then get him to talk dirty geeky to me, then proceed to do him.

Leonard Hofstadter can see my boobies.

Blair Waldorf

I would tap Chuck Bass so hard.

John C. Reilly

Brennan Huff and Dale Doback… while both wearing Chewbacca masks

Mac Miller

Eminem. Eminem. Eminem.

Charlie from charlieissocoollike

Jake and Amir



Cute.


dancergirl1818 asked: Who do you wanna screw at some point in your life?

Eric Dane.

I also plan on making my incomplete list of people I would hypothetically fuck very soon.

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

I have a pathetic excuse of a memory, but I think I vaguely remember writing my name all over the wall of my house, and my mother somehow being okay with it. Maybe I’m just crazy…